22 9 / 2014

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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22 9 / 2014

  • 1: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • 1: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

21 9 / 2014

cepheid-twinkie:

dasiphora:

thetrinitychild:

sassytaco:

spank-that-cass:

aubsticle:

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

why are  we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still moving

Should I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?

HOW ARE THE SCREENCAPS MOVING OMG

its called a gif you blockheads 

HOW ARE THE SCREENCAPS MOVING

(Source: buzzfeed, via notthatlame)

21 9 / 2014

just-a-drawing-cat:

oh look my favorites so far.

just-a-drawing-cat:

oh look my favorites so far.

21 9 / 2014

In Chinese, we don’t just say ‘I Love You’. Instead we say ‘我没有穿底裤‘ (wo mei you chuan di ku) which roughly translates to ‘I am incomplete without you’. Such a romantic phrase.

21 9 / 2014

kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.
At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.
Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.
When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 


SHIT SON

kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.

At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.

Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.

When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 

SHIT SON

(via sixpenceee)

21 9 / 2014

  • I really feel bad for Rosberg, placed #1 but his car wouldn’t run at the start and looks like he’s completely out of the race
  • Man, Hamilton is KILLING the competition.
  • Why doesn’t it look hazy on TV? The CBD area was really hazy in the evening.

21 9 / 2014

carlospalrner:

when ppl reblog ur art and write nice things in the tags

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(via notthatlame)

21 9 / 2014

21 9 / 2014

nopietyjustpieandtea:

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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(Source: soclest, via pancakesaresosexy)