My friend told me ‘introverts generally don’t care for others’ birthdays’ after I complained about last week’s birthday dinner.
Which justifies how I’m going to completely ignore the birthday of a particularly annoying ex-CCA friend for the entire day.
- me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
- obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
- me: Did I fucking stutter?